i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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HOW AND WHY ON EARTH DID THEY MANAGE TO MAKE FURBYS EVEN CREEPIER
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the only language I speak
In Chemistry, we don’t say I love you. We say “nucleophile electrophile baldwin’s rules frontier molecular orbital theory! hammond’s postulate born-oppenheimer approximation schrodinger equation! vaska’s complex x-ray crystallography!” which roughly translates to “shoot me in the head right now.” Tragically beautiful.
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
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I’ve never seen a passive aggressive christmas decoration before
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Drag queen
This is humor right here.
(Source: knightoflime, via dontworrybekarl)

