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yongmuney:

*waters the plants with my tears*

(via dontworrybekarl)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via ericjudysbeard)

myexchangediaryuk:

HOW AND WHY ON EARTH DID THEY MANAGE TO MAKE FURBYS EVEN CREEPIER

myexchangediaryuk:

HOW AND WHY ON EARTH DID THEY MANAGE TO MAKE FURBYS EVEN CREEPIER

(via leonmcgann)

analghost:

with that i bid you all goodnight

analghost:

with that i bid you all goodnight

(via definitely-notprocrastinating)

kankrisgreatwhiteprivilege:

beerito:

the only language I speak

In Chemistry, we don’t say I love you. We say “nucleophile electrophile baldwin’s rules frontier molecular orbital theory! hammond’s postulate born-oppenheimer approximation schrodinger equation! vaska’s complex x-ray crystallography!” which roughly translates to “shoot me in the head right now.” Tragically beautiful.

kankrisgreatwhiteprivilege:

beerito:

the only language I speak

In Chemistry, we don’t say I love you. We say “nucleophile electrophile baldwin’s rules frontier molecular orbital theory! hammond’s postulate born-oppenheimer approximation schrodinger equation! vaska’s complex x-ray crystallography!” which roughly translates to “shoot me in the head right now.” Tragically beautiful.

(via definitely-notprocrastinating)

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

(via northernfrownpour)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via bubblefail)


I’ve never seen a passive aggressive christmas decoration before

I’ve never seen a passive aggressive christmas decoration before

(via hiphopfightsplaque)

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

(Source: knightoflime, via dontworrybekarl)

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